Stop using my damn e-mail address.

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Okay.

Listen, guy named Adam Lawson in the UK: I don’t need a flat, and you need to pay your bank loan.

Listen, guy named Adam Lawson in Utah: You’re late for your Mormon class.

Listen, guy named Adam Lawson in the Carolinas or somewhere: Good luck on the house, I guess.

Listen, teenager named Adam Lawson from Australia: You’re freaking weird.

Listen, one of you: Stop forwarding your tax documents to “yourself” and sending them to me!

Listen, all of you.

TYPE YOUR DAMN E-MAIL CORRECTLY.

STOP TYPING MINE. DOUBLE CHECK.

I get more e-mail for OTHER Adam Lawsons than I do for myself. Knock it the fuck off, will you?