I always am
After Trump won last night the Huffington Post, a supposed news blog, lost their damn minds. They went on a rant calling people racist (hate), sexist (hate), and xenophobic (fear). You see, simply having a different opinion than HuffPo makes you an awful person. It cannot be that you disagree on policy, or that people are tired of the same old politicians, or that they’re concerned about Americans first. That’s not xenophobia, and if you think it is: carry your happy, retarded ass somewhere else.
Ted Cruz was snarking about his third place finish and it was actually a wonderful line — he expects Fox News to cover his third place finish in the glowing, wall to wall fashion they covered Rubio’s in Iowa. Cruz knows damn well this isn’t going to happen but he is at his best when he’s needling the press.
RubioBot 3000 apologized to the crowd of mad scientists trying to change his battery.
Christie withdrew, first announcing he was going to return to New Jersey for a deep dish. I mean, breath.
Kasich won second place. Apparently there are tens of thousands of mailmen in New Hampshire.
Oh, and Larry David beat out a Baba Yaga on the Democat side.