Listen, guy named Adam Lawson in the UK: I don’t need a flat, and you need to pay your bank loan.
Listen, guy named Adam Lawson in Utah: You’re late for your Mormon class.
Listen, guy named Adam Lawson in the Carolinas or somewhere: Good luck on the house, I guess.
Listen, teenager named Adam Lawson from Australia: You’re freaking weird.
Listen, one of you: Stop forwarding your tax documents to “yourself” and sending them to me!
Listen, all of you.
TYPE YOUR DAMN E-MAIL CORRECTLY.
STOP TYPING MINE. DOUBLE CHECK.
I get more e-mail for OTHER Adam Lawsons than I do for myself. Knock it the fuck off, will you?