I Don’t Like Big Butts, and I Cannot Lie

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To each his own.

But the cultural… attraction to big butts has gotten to be a bit much. It’s not that I think people shouldn’t like them; again, to each his own. But it seems like there’s a whole lot more attention paid to them and this attitude about big asses. No, thanks. You can keep those.

I like small, round butts. Not flat asses, not long weird butts, and not big ol’ scary butts. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Where’s the song about the regular size butt? Why’s everything gotta be King Sized?