To the chickenshit who rear ended me in traffic, and drove off without so much as checking on us: I hope your guilty conscience eats at you and makes you a better person.
Everyone is fine. Cosmetic damage to the car. Still quite a sudden, emotionally jarring moment. I did everything right, filed a police report, et cetera. Pretty stupid to turn “oops, I was distracted” into a crime – hit and run, fleeing the scene, whatever it is.